Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

Thanksgiving is one of the most famous American holidays. Every year, on the fourth Thursday of November, people gather with friends and family to eat delicious food and be thankful for what they have in life.

This is a holiday that has existed for many centuries, and many families even have their own special traditions associated with Thanksgiving. Many Americans have memories and emotions associated with these special holidays, and your favorite celebrities are no different.

“On Thanksgiving we always just have a big feast. Stuffing is my favorite food in the world! I actually have been known to go buy stuffing and make it in the middle of summer.” — Emma Roberts

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

“Neither Tina or I have sisters in real life. We are each other’s chosen sister… We call each other to complain about how mom and dad have treated us at Thanksgiving.” — Amy Poehler

“I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.” — Stephen Colbert

“Thanksgiving is my mom’s most important holiday. No matter what I’m working on, it always has to be put into the contract that I’m able to home for Thanksgiving. My mom cooks a massive, massive feast.” — Michelle Trachtenberg

“As a kid, I was always mad – just noticing the women at Thanksgiving, running around the kitchen, while the men were watching football. For one, I don’t want to cook, and for two, I hate football. I was stuck in the middle.” — Beth Ditto

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

“Screw turkey. Turkey sucks. Turkey is gross! I do two whole roasted chickens because chicken is so much better and you can still get a great gravy out of it. I just really feel like people feel like they’re forced to eat turkey, and nobody really enjoys it.” — Chrissy Teigen

“I’m Australian, and my husband Sacha is English, but we’ve embraced Thanksgiving… I enjoy cooking, but I have a meat thermometer so I make sure no one gets food poisoning.” — Isla Fischer

“My sister Kim and I have competitions with our turkeys on Thanksgiving, and my sister Kathy loves my famous mashed potatoes. I really have fun cooking during the holidays. My kids love to help me. It’s just family tradition to have everyone cooking together, and we have holiday parties as well.” — Kyle Richards

“I just stole some vegetables from my neighbor’s garden to make my centerpiece. I’m calling it my ‘CornucOprah.’” — Ellen DeGeneres

“I go to the Gentle Barn and hang with the turkeys. I tickle them under the wings and I sit them on my lap, and I feed them pumpkin pie.” — Pamela Anderson

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

“Happy thanksgiving to everyone in the world who feels lost. Know that there are many strangers who love you even if we haven’t met. We will.” — Chelsea Handler

“My mom will not let you cook one thing or be near the kitchen. It’s her masterpiece. I always thought that was strange — like not even cleaning the dishes. It was the quirkiest but most awesome tradition.” — Olivia Munn

“We started a new tradition last year of me hosting Thanksgiving… We have an open door policy. Anyone is welcome. I also make everyone bring a dish so that I’m not left [making] everything!” — Kristin Cavallari

“I’m just looking forward to spending time with my friends and family. I’ll be eating a lot of food on Thanksgiving — I put gravy on everything on my plate!” — Stacy Keibler

“My restaurants are never opened on Thanksgiving; I want my staff to spend time with their family if they can. My feeling is, if I can’t figure out how to make money the rest of the year so that my workers can enjoy the holidays, then I don’t deserve to be an owner.” — Michael Symon

“My fondest memories are generally the day after Thanksgiving. I get the total decorating Christmas itch.” — Katharine McPhee

“I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.” — Howie Mandel

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

“I’ve spent a lot of Thanksgivings on the road with my band, so anytime that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family in a traditional aspect, eating sweet potatoes and cranberries and stuffing and all the trappings of Thanksgiving and then get on a treadmill the next day extra long, I’m happy.” — Richie Sambora

“I would like to thank all those people who randomly smile while walking down the street. It always makes me smile!” — Nat Wolff

“I must say that I think this holiday is beautiful. All about gratefulness and togetherness. We should make it an international holiday.” — Gal Gadot

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