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Funny Quotes About Life

  • Everyone likes to enjoy and laugh in life. An inspiration that makes you smile, what more could you ask for. These funny inspirational quotes will make your day the perfect one.
  • I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.” – Winston Churchill
  • “I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.” – Louis C.K.
  • “Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that.” – Ellen Degeneres
  • “A lot of people think the whole purpose of life is just to collect stuff. You’ve seen the bumper sticker: ‘He who dies with the most toys wins.’ The truth is, ‘He who dies with the most toys … still dies!’” – Rick Warren
  • “Try walking forward while looking over your shoulder and see how far you get. The same goes for life. Look forward!” – Martin Henderson
Funny Quotes About Life
Funny Quotes About Life
  • “You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.” – Jack London
  • “If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.” – Donald Trump
  • “Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” – Kyle Chandler
  • “Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.” –  Albert Einstein
  • “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A.A. Milne
  • “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” – Will Rogers
  • “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” – Mark Twain
  • “Try to be like the turtle – at ease in your own shell.” – Bill Copeland
  • “You can’t expect to meet the challenges of today with yesterday’s tools and expect to be in business tomorrow.” – Raina Chapman
  • “If you go to bed at night and think about your day and you haven’t laughed very much, then you must jump out of bed and go do something fun.” – Marlo Morgan
  • “Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” – Tom Lehrer
  • “Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.” – Isaac Asimov
  • “Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.” – Truman Capote
  • “If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.” – Marie Osmond
Funny Quotes About Life
Funny Quotes About Life
  • “There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.” – Roger Staubach
  • “Humor is the most powerful thing that uses laughter as its bases to chase your blues away.” – Kareena Kapoor, funny inspirational quotes about life and happiness
  • “Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop.” – Anonymous
  • “Life is a blank canvass, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.” – Danny Kaye
  • “If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big.” – Tom Hirshfield
  • “There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.” – Bill Watterson
  • “If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.” – Frank Zappa
  • “Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget tossing in the lifeboats.” – Voltaire
  • “The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost, funny inspirational quotes from the office
  • “Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.” – Ellen DeGeneres
  • “I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.” – Alice Roosevelt Longworth
  • “Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. –Voltaire, I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin
Funny Quotes About Life
Funny Quotes About Life
  • “In the end, all business operations can be reduced to three words: people, product and profits. Unless you’ve got a good team, you can’t do much with the other two.”-  Lee Iacocca, funny inspirational quotes business
  • “Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’til it gets there.” – Josh Billings
  • “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite
  • “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.” -Charles Schulz
  • “Edison failed 10, 000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times.” -Napoleon Hill
  • “Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t.” – Richard Bach
  • “I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.” – Cassandra Duffy

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