Home > Funny Quotes > Funny Life Quotes Funny Life Quotes April 18, 2020 Funny Quotes Tweet Pin It Of course! I mean, why can’t we have a little fun and be motivated at the same time? We don’t often offer funny quotes on Wealthy Gorilla, but after compiling this list, I will make an exception. Some of the quotes below are pure gold! Here are 60 short and fun motivational quotes to brighten up your day: “When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.” – Unknown 2. “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” – Billie Burke 3. “Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!” – Jeffrey Gitomer 4. “Every tattoo is temporary, because we’re all slowly dying.” – Unknown 5. “I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms.” – Michael Scott Funny Life Quotes 6. “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” – Unknown 7. “It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.” – Ashleigh Brilliant 8. “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” – Mark Twain 9. “The best things in life are actually really expensive.” – Unknown 10. “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers 11. “Well-behaved women seldom make history.” – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich “A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” – Mark Twain 14. “Always remember that you are unique – just like everybody else.” – Unknown 15. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles Schulz 16. “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Robert Bloch 17. “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde 18. “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright Funny Life Quotes 19. “It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.” – Robert Benchley 20. “Nothing is impossible, the word itself says “I’m possible!” – Audrey Hepburn 21st of 60 Funny Motivational Quotes “The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein 22. “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett 23. “When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?”” – Sydney Harris 24. “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” – Steven Wright 25. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin 26. “Bad decisions make good stories.” – Ellis Vidler 27. “Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.” – Unknown 28. “Happiness is just sadness that hasn’t happened yet.” – Unknown 29. “I cannot afford to waste my time making money.” – Louis Agassiz 30. “If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.” – Unknown Funny Life Quotes 31. “Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower 32. “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison 33. “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” – Joe Girard 34. “Think like a proton. Always positive.” – Unknown Tags:funny inspirational life quotes, funny quotes about life and love, funny quotes about life in general, funny quotes about life lessons, funny quotes and sayings, funny quotes by famous people, sarcastic funny quotes on life, very short funny quotes about life Related Posts Funny Quotes Funny Family Quotes Cute Funny Love Quotes For Him Funny Work Quotes Funny Quotes About Life Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Name Email Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.