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Funny Anniversary Quotes

Loved you yesterday, love you still, always have, always will. Elaine DavisYou are the finest, loveliest, tenderest, and most beautiful person I have ever known and even that is an understatement. F. Scott FitzgeraldI fell in love the way you fall asleep; slowly, and then all at once. John GreenYou know you are in love

Funny Good Morning Quotes

Dedicate some of these phrases of love to that person who makes you live wonderful moments, they are special because they are funny phrases without losing romanticism, so you will remind your girlfriend how much you love them, at the same time you will draw a smile on their face. 2. The brain is a

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

Thanksgiving is one of the most famous American holidays. Every year, on the fourth Thursday of November, people gather with friends and family to eat delicious food and be thankful for what they have in life. This is a holiday that has existed for many centuries, and many families even have their own special traditions

Funny Family Quotes

Heirlooms we don’t have in our family. But stories we’ve got. “Family is that the smartest thing you’ll ever wish for. They are there for you throughout the ups and downs and love you not withstanding what.” Anonymous “The love of family is life’s greatest blessing.” Anonymous “My family is my strength and my weakness.” Aishwarya Rai Bachchan

Funny Coffee Quotes

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh To an old man a cup of coffee is like the door post of an old house — it sustains and strengthens him. – Old Bourbon Proverb Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including

Funny Work Quotes

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.— Thomas Edison There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there.— Indira Gandhi I like work; it fascinates me.

Funny Christmas Quotes

These funny New Year quotes are perfect for Christmas cards, crafts, party decorations, decoupage, burlap, bags, pillows, gift tags and other clip art projects. Each funny Christmas saying is available for printing in two versions. The first (.jpg) file is a high-resolution JPEG file, large enough so you can save it and open it in